Weird Skin & Sex Tricks I Swear Kind of Worked (Don’t Knock Them Till You Try Them)

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At this point, my Amazon history could probably get me flagged by Homeland Security.
If someone hacked my Google searches, they’d find things like:
• “belly button oiling benefits”
• “raw potato for puffy eyes??”
• “can eating mangoes increase sex drive”
I’m not ashamed. When it comes to skin and sex, I’m a curious girl in a chaotic world. Some people train for marathons—I experiment with weird but (sometimes) effectivewellness hacks. And honestly? A few of these bizarre tricks kinda worked.
This blog is a judgment-free zone. So if you’re even mildly curious about the line between weird and wonderful, keep reading. I’ve tested these for you so you don’t have to start rubbing garlic on your eyelids without a warning label.
1. Oiling My Belly Button Like It Was a Sacred Ritual
Okay so—this came from an auntie on YouTube with a million followers and surprisingly luminous skin. She swore by putting a few drops of oil in your belly button at night. Not on your face. Not in your smoothie. In your navel.
So I got Organic Castor Oil and dropped a bit in there every night like it was some kind of ancient portal to beauty.
What happened?
First of all—it felt soothing. Almost like a mini spa moment for your belly. And weirdly, my skin did look more moisturized the next week. Could’ve been placebo, could’ve been ancient Indian wisdom. Either way, I slept like a baby and woke up like a dewy goddess.
Weirdness Level: 8/10
Effectiveness Level: Honestly… 7/10
Warning: Don’t walk around with an oily belly button in silk pajamas. Mistakes were made.
2. Eating a Mango Before Bed for “Spicy Dreams”
So apparently mangoes are rich in vitamin E and a natural libido booster. One TikTok girl said her “nighttime adventures” were wild after eating a ripe mango before bed. So of course, I tried it.
I bought Organic Dried Mango Slices and made it my 9PM treat for a week.
Did I have vivid dreams? Yes.
Did I wake up feeling kind of… flirty? Also yes.
Could it just be that I like mangoes and was manifesting vibes in my sleep? Possibly.
But hey, the skin loved the vitamin A and I didn’t mind the dreams.
Weirdness Level: 4/10
Effectiveness Level: 6.5/10
Bonus: Makes you feel like you’re in a tropical romance novel.
3. Putting Raw Honey on My Face… and Then Forgetting About It
I once heard raw honey is a natural antibacterial and great for breakouts. So I slathered Manuka Honey all over my face before a Zoom meeting, thinking I’d wash it off after 15 minutes.
But then my meeting turned into another meeting, and suddenly I was wearing sticky skincare for an hour.
Not only did it not break me out, but my skin actually looked… weirdly radiant after rinsing. Like, dewy-glass-skin-level radiant.
Caution: Your cat may be very interested in your face.
Weirdness Level: 7/10
Effectiveness Level: 9/10
Pro Tip: Use it only when you’re home alone unless your partner is into bees.
4. Massaging My Jaw with a Vibrating Toothbrush (Yes, for That Reason)
Okay, so there’s this pressure point on your jaw that apparently increases circulation, eases tension, and enhances pleasure when activated. I didn’t want to spend $80 on a fancy facial tool, so I used my electric toothbrush (after thoroughly sanitizing it, don’t worry).
I gently pressed it against my jawline, moving in small circles for like 2–3 minutes. I SWEAR I felt more relaxed, my face looked lifted, and my mood? Upgraded.
Also, great for relieving “clenchy jaw” from stress. Bonus points if you’re multitasking during Netflix.
Weirdness Level: 10/10
Effectiveness Level: 8/10
Just Don’t: Confuse it with your actual toothbrush.
5. Drinking Aloe Vera Juice Even Though It Tastes Like Sadness
A friend told me her skin glowed and her gut felt “reset” after drinking Lily of the Desert Aloe Vera Juice every morning. I trusted her.
It tasted like someone filtered swamp water through a used Band-Aid. But I powered through. And weirdly enough? I did feel less bloated, and my skin had fewer bumps along the jawline.
Still, the taste was unforgivable. I had to chase it with coconut water and emotional support.
Weirdness Level: 6/10
Effectiveness Level: 7/10
Tip: Mix it into smoothies. Or pray while drinking.
6. Using Fenugreek as a DIY Body Serum
Fenugreek smells like maple syrup. In a cute way. Some cultures use it to increase breast fullness and libido, so I made a DIY oil by steeping Fenugreek Seeds in almond oil for a week and then massaging it into my chest and hips.
No dramatic transformations, but I did feel softer, smell delicious, and noticed a subtle plumpness. Also, people kept asking what perfume I was wearing when I wasn’t wearing any. That’s a win.
Weirdness Level: 9/10
Effectiveness Level: 6.5/10
Bonus: You’ll smell like brunch. In a sexy way.
7. Whipping Up a Turmeric Yogurt “Love Mask”
Mixing turmeric + yogurt + a tiny bit of honey, I made a face mask that doubled as a pre-date glow booster. It was inspired by Indian bridal traditions (except I wasn’t a bride—I just wanted my date to think I was naturally radiant).
I used Organic Turmeric Powder and slathered it on.
It tightened my pores, calmed my skin, and left me looking all kinds of golden. But don’t leave it on too long or you’ll end up yellow. I went to a Trader Joe’s once looking like a human banana.
Weirdness Level: 5/10
Effectiveness Level: 9/10
Warning: White towels will betray you.
So… Do These Actually Work?
Some? Absolutely.
Others? Probably more placebo than potent.
But honestly? Part of the glow-up is believing in what you’re doing. It’s showing up for your body with curiosity, not shame. It’s laughing through the weirdness and loving the fact that you’re trying.
Glowing skin and great sex don’t come from perfection. They come from play.
So go ahead—put honey on your face, oil your belly button, whisper sweet nothings to your mango slices.
The world is weird. You might as well be weird and radiant.
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